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Ngawulang Di SD

Aya saurang ibu-ibu tumpak angkot, tina dandanana mah siga guru SD eta teh, diuk na angkot di hareup gigireun supir. Bari ngadagoan angkotna pinuh, supir tuluy nanya ka ibu-ibu eta.
Supir : "Dupi ibu ngawulang di SD?"
Bu Guru : "Muhun"
Supir : "Ngawulang Seni...?"
Bu Guru : "Sanes"
Supir : "Agami...?"
Bu Guru : "Sanes..."
Supir : "Ngawulang naon atuh..?"
Bu Guru : "Ngawulang Bahasi....!"
Supir : "Ooo...hh..!" Ceuk supir bari nincak gas.

Hard to handle

Baby here I am
I'm the man on the scene
I can give you what you want
But you gotta' come home with me

I have got some good old lovin'
And I got some more in store
When I get through throwin' it on you
You gotta' come back for more

Boys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around

Action speaks louder than words
And I'm a man of great experience
I know you've got another man
But I can love you better than him

Take my hand don't be afraid
I'm gonna prove every word I say
I'm advertising love for free
So you can place your ad with me

Boys come along a dime by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but ten cent lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Yeah
Hard to handle, now
Oh baby

Baby here I am
I'm the man on your scene
I can give you what you want
But you gotta' come home with me

I have got some good old lovin'
And I got some more in store
When I get through throwin' it on you
You gotta' come and back for more

Boys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Hard
Hard to handle now
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Boys come along a dime by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but ten cent lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Yeah
Oh Hard to handle now
Oh yeah

Baby, good lovin'
Baby, baby
Oh, oh good lovin'
I need good lovin'
I gotto handle yeah
Haa, yeah

About Me

Bobby Tria Sanjaya

HUmor

Membeli Rumah Besar

Seorang calon pembeli mengadakan janji untuk meninjau sebuah rumah yang besar.

Ketika ia tiba di rumah tersebut, seorang pria yang gesit membawanya melihat-lihat ke lantai bawah. Setelah itu mereka pergi ke loteng dan masuk ke sebuah ruangan kecil. Di atas ada sebuah dipan terlihat seorang pria dan seorang wanita sedang bermesraan.

Pemilik Rumah : "Oh, ini isteriku dan ini sahabatku Tom."

Si calon pembeli memberi salam lalu meninggalkan ruang tersebut. Sementara si pemilik rumah tenang-tenang saja.

Sesudah melihat-lihat seluruh bagian, si pemilik rumah mengajak calon pembelinya ke dapur untuk minum kopi. Ketika ia membuat dua cangkir kopi, si calon pembeli tak dapat menahan rasa ingin tahunya.

Ia bertanya : "Mengapa isterimu dan sahabatmu yang di loteng tidak...?"

Pemilik Rumah : "Ah jangan pedulikan mereka, kalau mereka mau minum kopi, biar mereka buat sendiri."