Aya saurang ibu-ibu tumpak angkot, tina dandanana mah siga guru SD eta teh, diuk na angkot di hareup gigireun supir. Bari ngadagoan angkotna pinuh, supir tuluy nanya ka ibu-ibu eta.
Supir : "Dupi ibu ngawulang di SD?"
Bu Guru : "Muhun"
Supir : "Ngawulang Seni...?"
Bu Guru : "Sanes"
Supir : "Agami...?"
Bu Guru : "Sanes..."
Supir : "Ngawulang naon atuh..?"
Bu Guru : "Ngawulang Bahasi....!"
Supir : "Ooo...hh..!" Ceuk supir bari nincak gas.
22 Oktober 2010
8 Oktober 2010
Hard to handle
Baby here I am
I'm the man on the scene
I can give you what you want
But you gotta' come home with me
I have got some good old lovin'
And I got some more in store
When I get through throwin' it on you
You gotta' come back for more
Boys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Action speaks louder than words
And I'm a man of great experience
I know you've got another man
But I can love you better than him
Take my hand don't be afraid
I'm gonna prove every word I say
I'm advertising love for free
So you can place your ad with me
Boys come along a dime by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but ten cent lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Yeah
Hard to handle, now
Oh baby
Baby here I am
I'm the man on your scene
I can give you what you want
But you gotta' come home with me
I have got some good old lovin'
And I got some more in store
When I get through throwin' it on you
You gotta' come and back for more
Boys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Hard
Hard to handle now
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Boys come along a dime by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but ten cent lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Yeah
Oh Hard to handle now
Oh yeah
Baby, good lovin'
Baby, baby
Oh, oh good lovin'
I need good lovin'
I gotto handle yeah
Haa, yeah
I'm the man on the scene
I can give you what you want
But you gotta' come home with me
I have got some good old lovin'
And I got some more in store
When I get through throwin' it on you
You gotta' come back for more
Boys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Action speaks louder than words
And I'm a man of great experience
I know you've got another man
But I can love you better than him
Take my hand don't be afraid
I'm gonna prove every word I say
I'm advertising love for free
So you can place your ad with me
Boys come along a dime by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but ten cent lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Yeah
Hard to handle, now
Oh baby
Baby here I am
I'm the man on your scene
I can give you what you want
But you gotta' come home with me
I have got some good old lovin'
And I got some more in store
When I get through throwin' it on you
You gotta' come and back for more
Boys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Hard
Hard to handle now
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Boys come along a dime by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but ten cent lovin'
Hey little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now
Gets around
Yeah
Oh Hard to handle now
Oh yeah
Baby, good lovin'
Baby, baby
Oh, oh good lovin'
I need good lovin'
I gotto handle yeah
Haa, yeah
HUmor
Membeli Rumah Besar
Seorang calon pembeli mengadakan janji untuk meninjau sebuah rumah yang besar.
Ketika ia tiba di rumah tersebut, seorang pria yang gesit membawanya melihat-lihat ke lantai bawah. Setelah itu mereka pergi ke loteng dan masuk ke sebuah ruangan kecil. Di atas ada sebuah dipan terlihat seorang pria dan seorang wanita sedang bermesraan.
Pemilik Rumah : "Oh, ini isteriku dan ini sahabatku Tom."
Si calon pembeli memberi salam lalu meninggalkan ruang tersebut. Sementara si pemilik rumah tenang-tenang saja.
Sesudah melihat-lihat seluruh bagian, si pemilik rumah mengajak calon pembelinya ke dapur untuk minum kopi. Ketika ia membuat dua cangkir kopi, si calon pembeli tak dapat menahan rasa ingin tahunya.
Ia bertanya : "Mengapa isterimu dan sahabatmu yang di loteng tidak...?"
Pemilik Rumah : "Ah jangan pedulikan mereka, kalau mereka mau minum kopi, biar mereka buat sendiri."
Ketika ia tiba di rumah tersebut, seorang pria yang gesit membawanya melihat-lihat ke lantai bawah. Setelah itu mereka pergi ke loteng dan masuk ke sebuah ruangan kecil. Di atas ada sebuah dipan terlihat seorang pria dan seorang wanita sedang bermesraan.
Pemilik Rumah : "Oh, ini isteriku dan ini sahabatku Tom."
Si calon pembeli memberi salam lalu meninggalkan ruang tersebut. Sementara si pemilik rumah tenang-tenang saja.
Sesudah melihat-lihat seluruh bagian, si pemilik rumah mengajak calon pembelinya ke dapur untuk minum kopi. Ketika ia membuat dua cangkir kopi, si calon pembeli tak dapat menahan rasa ingin tahunya.
Ia bertanya : "Mengapa isterimu dan sahabatmu yang di loteng tidak...?"
Pemilik Rumah : "Ah jangan pedulikan mereka, kalau mereka mau minum kopi, biar mereka buat sendiri."
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